[Episode 18] My Days in Trixwin
Everything was now fine. I was back home. I've got my friends back and Favour for sure, we were in the midst of our fun.
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| Clip from Bank Alert Music Video by PSquare |
James: na im make am nor call us say he dey there na.
Me: Una nor go shut up now oh!
Henry: Guy make we go find girlfriend oh! We need to go that Trixwin.
James: Na true sha.
Favour: Make una nor try am oh! e fit nor work for una. (She came nearer to me to feed me with the Hollandia yogurt she was sipping from with a straw.)
As I stretched to take a sip, I received a slap on my lap instead.
Me: Ehn ehn ehn what what what.
I stretched myself and I realised it was a foolish dream. One guy with security uniform that I can comfortably beat was standing by me.
Me: Wetin happen? Why you wake me?
Guy: Who you dey ginger? Oga say make you come jhor.
Me: Who be Oga?
Guy: CSO.
Me: (Hissed and followed him dragging my shoe on the ground)
I came outside and it was then I noticed I've been in one of the rooms in the security quarter just at the gate. My mind told me to push the guy and run away but I could be traced with my phone in their hands as I had many things about me in it(I forgot I actually have password) and it will be police case straight. I decided to wait for things to happen.
We got to where the CSO was standing.
Me: Good morning sir.
CSO: Follow me.
Me: (So e bad reach the extent wey be say you nor go answer greeting, ok na) yes sir.
I was taken to the executive bar and then the executive kitchen.
CSO: You will serve here. At least average people don't come here so the chances of you meeting people like your classmates is low.
Me: (So una get conscience) Ok, thank you sir.
CSO: I will come back to check you later and make sure you don't try anything stupid.
Me: Ok sir. Sir how will I brush my mouth?
CSO: I will arrange for that.
Me: what about food? (I don't joke to that extent).
CSO: Are you mad? Is it because I'm smiling with you?
He turned and left. I just stood at the kitchen and was watching things. There is actually no dirty plate.
Me: (In my mind) there is no work here self. They just want to waste my time.
I was still murmuring when one girl tying apron walked into the kitchen.
Girl: Who are you?
Me: I am me na.
Girl: What's that? If you don't talk, I will call the security for you.
Me: call na.
She went outside and came back with a guy on security uniform.
Girl: (Pointing to me who was already whistling before they came in) look at him.
Guy: Ok, this boy? He was posted here by CSO this morning.
Girl: So he can't say that.
Me: Please I don't have your time. Go and bring plate if there is any.
Girl: Wait. Are you the boy they said ate without money yesterday?
Me: So what happened? Do I look like who don't have money? (at least, I was still on my cool outfit) If they let me go home and come back I will pay them times 2 of the money, what's that!
Girl: (Looking at me confusingly) I hear.
The guy turned and left, the girl resumed her duty which I predicted was to cook. I sat looking at her do her thing. About two hours later, she was through making fried rice. If she was fast or she was dull, I can't tell as I can't cook fried rice myself. One other girl and one other boy came to the kitchen. The fours of us ate there and after the food, the first set of plates to be washed was ready. I have resumed office. I arranged the plates in the wash tower looking for soap. I got it and started my soft work. The other girl who came to eat was the only one remaining there as the guy and the first girl who cooked has left.
The girl was getting ready to cook something else from what I was seeing. I focused on my plates and washed without a word. I was approximately deriving joy from it as I was already singing P Square's Bank Alert in my heart.
It got to that line where they said
'cos my bank alert na gbagam!'
and what I heard in place of gbagam was the sound of a plate.
Correct! One plate has fallen to the ground and is now broken.
Just then, the CSO walked into the kitchen carrying a pack of toothbrush. (I nor brush, I just chop)
Trouble looming.
Who break plate? What will happen next?
Shout out to PecJane and Onyekachi Samuel
(Bet9ja fans, the prediction is coming tomorrow.)
Have a blessed day readers.
Lol.... Nice work man
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