[Episode 14] My Days in Trixwin by Kelvin Ossai

(Somebody is asking why I didn't take Henry and James along with me to Trixwin. E be like say you nor study Economics for school. By the way, watin them wan go do for there, na bulb we dey go fix?)

The Martins waiter came back with two plates of pepper soup. I don't even know who forced him to turk in his shirt with his dog waist, lol.

He dropped it and left. We were eating and drinking now. She was about getting lost into the TV hung up showing a Nigerian movie. This was the first mistake I've seen from these receptionist. Remove something for Africa Magic jor. Una nor see Super sport make una put?( I caused in my heart). I can't let my Favour sell herself to a Nigerian movie so I decided to introduce a chat before she totally diverts her attention to the movie, then it will be hard to get her back.

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Me: Hope you like the food.

Favour: I can cook better than this.

Me: (Who come say you nor fit cook) really?

Favour: Yeah.

Me: Anyway, I hope I confirm that someday.

Favour: Whatever. That reminds me.

Me: (You get luck say you talk another thing. I been wan warn you make you nor use whatever for Me again) what?

Favour: Why were you smiling like a roasted goat head when we were coming(laughs)

Me: (Na me be goat head abi? I blame you, shey food don dey catch you. (Idiot) who would be in the same bike with you and refuse to smile?

Favour: Nor dey blow grammar for me, I know say na something make you dey smile anyhow.

Me: Ok, I remember things wey happen before today finally come.

Favour: I nor understand.

Me: (who want make you understand before?) don't worry, it's a story for another day.

Favour: ok oh!

Me: (I picked up my phone to check what Man Utd was playing. I was supposed to watch the match but Favour denied me. My darling team was winning. I smiled).

Favour: Why you dey smile anyhow na? I don dey fear you oh!

Me: Say I don dey crase abi?

Favour: I nor talk like that sha.

Me: I just check watin Man Utd dey play and them dey win.

Favour: (Hissed) na im make you dey smile?

Me: Not really sha. I dey smile because Chelsea dey loose(I lied. Chelsea will play by 6;30pm and time was just 4:47pm).

Favour: I will soon leave that club self.

Me: And come to Man Utd abi?

Favour: no, I will go to Arsenal.

Me: (Laughing hard) from fire to frying pan.

Favour: Stop na. People don dey look us.

Me: I go stop but instead of joining Arsenal, just join Sunderland and forget about trophies.

Favour: I hear.

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By now, we've finished the pepper soup. The waiter came again, this time around appearing more funny. I had to laugh a little.

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Favour: Why you dey laugh?

Me: Nothing oh!

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How I wish say Henry and James dey here, watin we for take mouth do this guy eh..

The guy bent to arrange the plates almost breaking one.

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Me: Bring a plate of fried rice for this fine girl.

Favour: I'm filled up already.

Me: Wayo, you must chop today.

Favour: Ok, waiter, two plates. One for this fine boy.

Me: I nor dey.

Favour: (Cuts in) nor talk anything. Waiter uya come and be going.

Me: (I laughed at her English- 'come and be going') you don learn come and be going English already?

Favour: Yes na. Na im dey reign for our hostel self.

Me: (Laughing) una hostel wey them dey slim fit shirt wey them borrow from person.

Favour: (Smiled) e don do o. Stop am.

Me: I hear.

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Martins of Portugal finally brought the plates of fried rice. By this time, the bush bar DJ, DJ marlex have started his work. Bush Bar and B & G bar have their own DJ. I have forgotten the name of the B & G bar DJ. (I go ask Henry tomorrow). The DJ started with Tekno's Pana beat. It must attract people's attention. Favour was singing already.

We've finished our wine so I called the waiter and ordered for another bottle. Favour told me not to but I ignored her. Now, the TV was showing something more interesting and the both of us were taking a gaze at it. I decided to do what all you have been expecting me to do since. I called her.

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Me: Favour.

Favour: (Looking at me) yes?

[Episode 15] My Days in Trixwin by Kelvin Ossai

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